yo mater

CHOCOLATE BAR OF DOOOOOM!

blehblehbleh

QUOTES TO SAVE YOU FROM CERTAIN DEATH

"i'm not short. i'm tall. you are just taller than me."

"don't eat me! i dont taste good!"

"zap"

"DIE SUCKER!"

"wanna play chinese chess?"

"look, a distraction!"

(END OF QUOTES)

HAIKU TIME!

the dragon eats meat
so do a pride of lions
and some humans too