i know what you are doing right now

i have super powers!!!
i know ur jealous
i cant tell you what super powers i have as i have to protect my secret identity
i think i miss all my old friends
and the pasar malam which sold takoyaki nearby
oh well, nothing's forever
and neither is school...
so that means we won't have homework for the whole of our lives!!!
WOOHOO!!!

well now, a haiku is in order
intestines are pink
i like to eat chicken pies
the sun is yellow

and a poem
mosquitoes are evil
they saahk your blood
they aren't very civil
and they don't like mud
they are disgusting
just like (insert name here)'s face
if they come disturbing,
squish them with a mace

there, a nice eight liner
aren't you proud of me?
you aren't?!??
oh well...
go me!!!

i like hotdogs

i dont have a brain so i use a peanut

play this game
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/
its funny and its oso an rpg
a weird one tho....

haiku time!
five syllables here
seven syllables are here
five syllables here

ta dah!

wait, a poem now.
once upon a time,
there was a cat
but it died
just like that

nice rite!

for want of the ULTIMATE hotdog,
sir burnyerheadoff

the soaring elephant

hi the person who owns this blog is here!

wait... inspirations hitting me...
OUCH!!!
nobody told me that inspiration was sharp...
oh well, heres the haiku!

rain falls on grassed plains
the sky is a weird colour
something like droppings

hah!
nice haiku person who owns this blog!

my other blog is extinct

salami is nice.
i like pie.
my cousin is too tall.
salamifish.
sausagedog.
polls are good.
maybe.
i like zelda.